Some say his first name really is ‘The’, and that he has a surprising number of shoulders. Some say parts of him are surprisingly bulbous. And that he recently spent time in an Ethiopian prison for accidentally calling his teddy The Emperor Haile Selassie … bear. Some say that he’s Mac compatible, and that he once punched a horse to the floor. Some say he has a life size tattoo of his face, on his face. And that his droppings have been found as far north as York.Some say that his genitals are on up side down and that he could solve the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds. Some say that he invented November. Some say he should be switched off at the mains overnight and that David Hasslehoff calls him ‘son’. Some say it’s almost impossible for him to wear socks. Some say he drinks by sucking the moisture out of ducks, and that his crash helmet design is modelled on Britney Spears’ head. Some say he doesn’t understand clouds.
All we know is, he’s called The Stig.
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